"How's the baby baby girrrrul?"
"Gaaaaahhh!"
"Udgy bidgy widgy wooogy!"
"aaaaaah! squeeeal!"
"boodgy boodgy boodgy!"
"gurgle"
I married the rarest of creatures, a genuine redneck who was born and raised in the liberal San Francisco Bay Area. I'm a technophile married to a technophobe.