You're really pregnant when...
You feel that bathroom stalls are WAY too small. There's barely room to turn around!
You sit down on the toilet and feel a sense of deja vu. Wasn't I JUST here?
You really hate your maternity clothes. Yeah, those ones that were sooo cute a few months ago. And besides, the clothes that fit just great when you were in your second trimester either look indecent, or won't come close to covering your belly.
The receptionist at the doctor's office knows you by sight.
You can no longer see the numbers on the scale, and if you could...GAH!
Drying yourself off after a shower becomes an exercise in balance and agility.
There is no way in hell you can tie your shoes.
ok, /rant. Can anyone think of any more?