Wednesday, September 28, 2005
You're really pregnant when...
You feel that bathroom stalls are WAY too small. There's barely room to turn around!
You sit down on the toilet and feel a sense of deja vu. Wasn't I JUST here?
You really hate your maternity clothes. Yeah, those ones that were sooo cute a few months ago. And besides, the clothes that fit just great when you were in your second trimester either look indecent, or won't come close to covering your belly.
The receptionist at the doctor's office knows you by sight.
You can no longer see the numbers on the scale, and if you could...GAH!
Drying yourself off after a shower becomes an exercise in balance and agility.
There is no way in hell you can tie your shoes.
ok, /rant. Can anyone think of any more? ¶ 9:21 PM
You feel that bathroom stalls are WAY too small. There's barely room to turn around!
You sit down on the toilet and feel a sense of deja vu. Wasn't I JUST here?
You really hate your maternity clothes. Yeah, those ones that were sooo cute a few months ago. And besides, the clothes that fit just great when you were in your second trimester either look indecent, or won't come close to covering your belly.
The receptionist at the doctor's office knows you by sight.
You can no longer see the numbers on the scale, and if you could...GAH!
Drying yourself off after a shower becomes an exercise in balance and agility.
There is no way in hell you can tie your shoes.
ok, /rant. Can anyone think of any more? ¶ 9:21 PM
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Birgit said...
You know you are really pregnant when you knock stuff off the grocery store shelves because you misjudge how much your turning radius has increased...
Glad you are on maternity leave. Even if it isn't the most relaxing of times at home, it still beats going in to work every day!
(BTW, if you get bored check out this:
http://www.mugglenet.com/download.php?f=spoofs/may142004-lego_goblet_of_fire_trailer-rm.zip
It's a fan-made Goblet of Fire trailer - I got a kick out of it, LOL.)
You know you are really pregnant when you knock stuff off the grocery store shelves because you misjudge how much your turning radius has increased...
Glad you are on maternity leave. Even if it isn't the most relaxing of times at home, it still beats going in to work every day!
(BTW, if you get bored check out this:
http://www.mugglenet.com/download.php?f=spoofs/may142004-lego_goblet_of_fire_trailer-rm.zip
It's a fan-made Goblet of Fire trailer - I got a kick out of it, LOL.)
You're really pregnat when...
You want to shout at the person who is walking to slow in front of you at the mall! (Christmas season)
(you kinda have this one but...) your floor is covered w/ little things because you can't be bothered bending down, losing your breath and picking up that fallen grape or whatever.
you start resentfully looking at your sleeping husband and you are coming back to bed for the fourth time getting up to go to the bathroom!
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You want to shout at the person who is walking to slow in front of you at the mall! (Christmas season)
(you kinda have this one but...) your floor is covered w/ little things because you can't be bothered bending down, losing your breath and picking up that fallen grape or whatever.
you start resentfully looking at your sleeping husband and you are coming back to bed for the fourth time getting up to go to the bathroom!
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